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20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

antje:haha.. gorgeous! (via superselect: storeroom:(Source))

    I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
      Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
        If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
          I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
            Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
              Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
                If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
                  I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
                    If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
                      Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
                        You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
                          I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
                            If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
                              I dig your look and feel.
                                If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
                                  Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
                                    When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
                                      Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
                                        What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
                                          Mind if I take you for a usability test?

                                          Post-it-Calendar

                                          “for each day you have a post-it note, each one has a date and a to-do list, before you leave your house, you peel todays note from the wall/frige/whatever and put it in you wallet.” (via )

                                          How cool is this!

                                          (via irradiatedapples, areyoustilldancing, laureola, smaracuja)