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things I learned about Norway

Your snowy, unpopulated landmarks look like a fairy tale in a snow globe Norwegian people are friendly and open At night, everybody is drunk. Completly drunk. Your policemen are unarmed You are colder as i thought Women have beautiful mouths, formed by the sound of your language Your people offer their homes to friendly strangers You are so high, travelling from south to north changes more than travelling from east to west Your photographically ‘magic hour’ lasts for two hours Your speak like we germans do, just with other words You have three cities, the rest are randomly scattered houses Altough you are not part of the EU, i was never asked to show my passport at the airport (thanks goes to Mr. Shengen) You are expensive as swizerland Unlikely what others say, there are no polar bears in the streets